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ASHLEY: "The Harpooned Heart by Marge Simpson."
OTTO: Whoa!
Just tell me how much of this is true!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I need some dinner stat.
And when they talk privately,
Great. And I'll have a Diet Coke deep-fried.
Perhaps you could show me around.
(PANTING)
"Mayor Quimby, Disco Stu,"
Now let's see if lightning strikes twice.
Yeah, yeah. You know everything, don't you?
I should've done a long time ago!
That's it! A novel about whaling!
If I write a book, will they tell me when it comes out?
(MOANING)
(SIREN WAILING)
If you want epic pranks you're going to shut the fuck up and hating on the videos
Not if I pump your heart full of morphine first!
It's double-spaced.
But just one thing, isn't your book a little hard on Dad?
Well, then maybe I will!
Woo-hoo! I'm halfway through!
Flanders, pull over! I'm an ambulance!
"Thomas Pynchon loved this book"
Dad, you've been driving in circles for 20 minutes.
Well, I guess it wouldn't kill me to let you in.
(MARGE GROANING)
"and the one whale she admired disappear into the ocean,"
What are you talking about?
if they existed, which they didn't.
Hello, this is Tom Clancy.
I'm gonna go up to the fourth floor where the books are.
We're doomed!