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I gotta get a job before Marge finds out I was fired.
Well, they should, yes.
"Her name was Temperance Barrows."
Homer doesn't know.
(CHUCKLING)
This story is as dark as those new Milky Way bars.
Well, honey, what do you think?
I've got a guy with a broken back
"Just tell me how much of this is true!"
Oh! That's wonderful. And the characters didn't bother you at all?
Temperance Barrows stared at the sea,
I also fed some ducklings.
A seagull?
We'll clean out those stupid Americans.
And on page 72,
Now, don't wait up. I'll be at Moab's.
You're not gettin' out till we're 16.
This family has not seen whale meat for a one month.
The only thing that works is the siren.
(SINGING) Here in my car I am hosing off blood
Yes. We're well protected against every threat,
Don't you need training for that?
Dad's gonna catch Flanders, just like the end of Mom's book!
Let's see... I'll have 16 Gravy Scrape 'Ems,
Oh. Yes.
Where to, Mac?
Fine, fine.
How can I be more like you? Just give me some advice.
Behold his bounty.
Hey, guys.
Time to go back to the novel.
(DOOR SLAMMING)
a bucket of Twisty Lard,
No. They were all, in their own way, totally awesome.
That's something you haven't seen before.
"There once was a girl from Nantucket."
That one I got.
(ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
Promise me you'll report this.
"and present danger to your free time"?
Esme Delacroix? She wrote To Kiss a Scoundrel.
so that it spells, "Happy birthday, Moe."