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do I slit my wrists this way or this way?
He shot me! I mean, if we're doing things fair here, then...
For what? For this!
I'm the worst father ever.
So I'm gonna kill myself
Hey... hey, Dylan.
But how do I know he won't just hurt me again?
And-and you know what's weird?
Should've taken the shot, fat-ass.
classical, tap, jazz.
Look it up on the Internet.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Zac Sawyer?
by Mazda.
who actually has a grown-up haircut.
I just... I hope he's willing to hear me out, you know?
Nobody
* He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! *
Now you're asking the right questions.
He said he can't believe he was so selfish.
It's-it's like Dylan just held a mirror up to me,
Tell my assistant I fell asleep with a condom on again,
I went to your house,
You're gonna go to that lunch,
I thought they were anybody's Diet Coke!
God! You're a terrible father!
* All the things that make us
Hey, Dad!
Is that Rite Aid- brand whiskey?
Have I told you that we're all friends again?
You're on a show... I'm a writer.
Well, I want a new drug.
Okay, so we got to come up with a story
Birds! Quail! Pheasant!
Don't be stupid.
that writes for him,
Yeah, you know, Stewie, I've been thinking about it.
The viewer wants to be raped.
and just waste them?
No, I just want to make sure your safety's on.
Where the hell do you get off
[screams] son of a bitch
Listen, Tevin, I think I just need more time
Uh, I'm assuming you.
* Is violence in movies and sex on TV *