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Do you not watch the news?
I don't care whether you're making an omelet, a baby,
States' rights? I love states' rights!
Actually, today's Republican Party
Okay, that's not my middle name.
'cause I'm a man of action.
And you will always be a loser!
Social conservative, fiscal liberal.
Aw, you're just saying that.
If reality TV has taught us anything,
No, no, no. Two guys would get...
There's no such thing as Blackmericans.
Good luck with that, Dennis.
at all the Eisenhower rallies.
No way! Forget about it!
I-I-I just wanna rock?
No, C-Nor and I had a falling-out
My point is, Jack, you got to be a man of action in this world.
Dennis-Liz roller-coaster ride takes us, huh?
on Dennis Duffy.
Now, do you like lower taxes?
It just can't be stopped.
would be unrecognizable to Lincoln.
I know I'm supposed to make myself nice meals instead of eating junk.
Of course I am.
I now declare this store open for all mankind.
I don't know. You know?
I only have Spanish delis in my neighborhood.
Jonathan, why don't you put on more of that cologne?
Well, I don't kno...
I could get any girl here I want.
Unbelievable.