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Oh, yeah? No Nobel Prizes for him?
-You really liked it? -Oh, yeah. l mean, at first l hated it.
No!
Ross, this is one of my costars, Dirk. Dirk, this is my good friend Ross.
l bet you're thinking that now would be a great time for a block button, huh?
Joey, you're so sweet.
Yeah, well, he is a brilliant man.
No, l don't think that ever works. Why?
...and almonds and filberts--
Oh, great. After l finish my wine...
l could fall asleep at a play.
While he's still in the bathroom. l am begging you.
l think l am.
Do you think it's possible for two friends to fool around...
Fat, Single and Ready to Mingle...
l mean, what's the big deal? People do it all the time.
Oh, my God, at the Chinese restaurant earlier today...
lt's a real shame you can't make it to that one-woman show tonight.
lt's just that, you know, they're not really good enough for you...
Please, l was trying to be nice. You're the worst one.
Last year is that why you sent us to that Medieval Times restaurant?
-What is it? -lt's a one-woman play called:
Yeah.
What's the matter?
Oh, my God. She's great.
No, but he did just win the MacArthur ''genius grant.''
Woolly mammoth.
Close it up! Close it up!
l'm not an actor. l'm a professor of paleontology.
Hey, l got a 690 on my SATs.
Listen, I forgot your address. Can you give me a call? Thanks. Bye.
To listen to a woman complain for two hours. l don't think it gets bet--
Okay, then what is this?