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I mean, if you think about it...
Why can't you get a girlfriend your own age?
- I'm gonna go to the bathroom. - Yeah. Take your time.
I mean, I have a son who's, um, 6, and I still think of him as a baby.
- She passed away. ALL: Oh...
It wasn't the robot, it was the guy who controls him.
[STAMMERS] What? What the...? How did...? What?
- "Phyllis sees what I'm doing." - Oh, ho.
You're back.
I'm sorry. Can you please talk a little slower.
Except I got a little attitude from the robot.
You know, I know what you mean. I do that, too.
[STAMMERS]
Why don't you get him fired?
Why don't we do that right now? He's right here.
Okay! Here we are, Paul, Elizabeth.
...it doesn't matter to me. Still not yelling.
I'm not writing about you. I'm writing about other people.
Really?
...and you are the queen of everything.
No, Joey, you're gonna be great.
- So here's your office set. - Wow, huh?