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Because I learned something today.
And they know it!
- You guys have to help me! - No, dude, get away!
- Mom... Dad, it was just... - I don't have a son!
Well, I guess we learned our lesson.
Not in Colorado.
- All right! - Let's go!
They'll stop at nothing!
Hey, what's the big deal? I like smoking, and it makes me cool!
Waluigi how dare you Rob your girlfriend's 2010 Toyota Prius you're grounded grounded Now go to your now go to your room and no playing Minecraft
Oh, no.
and their slick desks and fancy buildings,
I know exactly what'll happen. They'll take us in,
Mr Reiner! Can I get you a muffin? Or a cold drink, perhaps?
Once you're inside, I'm gonna take photos, and then we'll publish them,
And I am not going to tolerate it!
to seduce you into smoking.
I just got off work and I need to relax.
Now, come on, we're going to the tobacco company!
So with a hidey-liedy-liedy and a hidey-liedy-lay
I thought you guys were my friends, but I guess I was wrong.
Not if I were around, they wouldn't have!
God damn it, there will be no more smoking!
Goddamn it, what the hell is wrong with people in this state?
Got it!
No matter how much money the anti-smoking groups spend,
Give that cigarette butt a throw
and I'm the Vice President of Big Tobacco.
For $2 billion, I'd handle my grandpa's balls, sir.
We're sorry.
No, we didn't, dude.
And you boys decide which one of you would be best for the part.