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and now they want to sacrifice me to make it look real!
You guys, maybe we should come clean right now and tell everyone
Don't smoke Don't ever smoke
No, it isn't, you fat turd!
Who will it be? Gentlemen, the game is on.
Yes
Cartman, you go ahead and do the commercial tomorrow.
Your vacation house in Mexico, then. Whatever it is!
Apparently, several people here still believe there's no proof
"Because I Learned Something Today."
You just hate...
Look, you are putting my life and these boys' lives in danger
The first successful commercial crop of tobacco
And cut! Great! We got it! Wrap up, people! That was fantastic!
and there'll be a big showdown until we talk about what we learned
to put the Surgeon General's warning on their packages.
Smoking's got to go
Well, let's see you try to open this door now!
A commercial!
And if it gives me cancer when I'm 80, I don't care
that it wasn't the tobacco companies that made us want to smoke.
You guys, I think we should bail out of this right now.
Oh, my God!
Because they know that if they give us that kid,
Butt out! Yeah, yeah!
to change everyone's minds,
Yeah! This is really their fault!
The tobacco companies, with their millions of dollars
Smoking's got to go
Don't they know how dangerous it is to their health?
Help you, fat ass! We weren't in the commercial, remember?
I'm warning you! Don't mess with anti-smoking groups!
so that tomorrow you can waltz in all by yourself
For $2 billion, I'd handle my grandpa's balls, sir.
corrupted by those bastards!
We work and we make cigarettes
Okay, Eric, this is gonna be real simple.
and it ain't gonna work on me.