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Just trying to realign myself.
You do know that I am not running for office right now?
Do you remember that? He had me hang with my ex-husband
Come on, you are the vice president.
I don't think I was actually very clear before.
No, I said don't wave it in my face.
What is that reaction?
So, Kim Jong whatever
- Oh, he's back. - What?
- Better if I said cement? - Here's some good lipstick.
Hey, I know you think my stat guys are bullshit,
- No. - Yeah.
I'm sorry, Madam Vice President, you were saying?
North Dakota.
The Russians have planted their flag on a Norwegian pile of pelican shit.
Uncle Ben's on his way out.
I have no plan to go to prison, Congressman.
I want more responsibilities
I wish I could get that as my ringtone.
about specifically, do you figure?
I got a big bag of leverage coming my way.
Oh, God. It's fucking Big Bird.
I was thinking about my dad, but I am not now.
I'm in a financial hole, okay?
There's a bilge, which I don't even know where the fuck...
The White House wants to make sure
Worse than the JPAC's worst projection, sir.
- It's not that big, ma'am. - What?
Kent.
Team Jonah's gonna have that stat watch, okay?
Wow, that guy is ruthless. A total inspiration.
my eyes will say Holocaust, my mouth will say Carnival.
- Amy. - Dana, hi. Have you got the lipstick?
and he's gonna tell me to take the sword
Can someone please help me out for a second? One second.
You're great news. You even aced POTUS.
- Mm-hmm. - Unless he's slurring his words.
No, no, Kent. I can't do that. I'm exhaustipated.
I'm sorry I missed you.
Supertramp to a Komodo dragon.
Is there something I need to be in on here?
even a percent-age.
what do you think is the best reposition to take?
on the loss of your gubernatorial race.