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Marge, have a shrimp puff.
HOMER: Suckers!
Now, now. I am just a man like any other, that has been chosen by God.
You remember when I remarried you two after Homer got that divorce?
(BOTH LAUGHING EVILLY)
He took very good care of my mother and me.
(BARNEY GRUNTS)
What's that? The Parson is here!
If you don't want us to tell our mom what you did,
Homie?
Reverend Lovejoy, you deliver pizza now? We didn't order a pizza.
You asked me to quit because I was making more than you.
Just so you know, you're making a pretty bad first impression!
You'll love what we've done with the church.
I was kidnapped, then tortured, then I fell into a surprisingly sound sleep.
DEEP VOICE: To remove that chain, you need the key to the lock.
Go back to your haunted cornfield!
This one's a little gay, isn't it?
Vell now, let's go see what all the commotion's all about.
Aye, but let us not brawl, like the lads be right now.
Tim, I'm here because of a problem with your last recertification.
That it mister get out of my house don’t come back again take your car immediately Okay fine thank for life limo
with commentary.
(BRIDAL CHORUS PLAYING)
(HISSING)
Tim, is there somewhere that we can talk?
Thank you. That's very... Oh! More sarcasm.
Who can blame him?
Then I was blindfolded,
(HOMER MURMURS SADLY)
That's for a child's birthday. We're going to get this one.
(GRUNTS ANGRILY)
What's going on up there?
Marge, I miss you!
And with the inking and application of this stamp, you are officially married. Next.
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)