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Whatever you say, Lance.
This would be like Mary Kay visiting you when you were selling her cosmetics!
I do too, but I don’t know if everyone does. Mushu, jealousy’s one thing you don’t want to practice on. Also, don’t be so sure yet. Sometimes, things can change, when you least suspect them too.
(GIGGLING)
Hello? Marge? Where am I?
I have come here from our world spiritual headquarters in Michigan City, Indiana,
Having another Genie’s always exciting.
Well, let’s listen in to see what they got to report to us.
SANTA: (IN MECHANICAL VOICE) Ho, ho, ho.
We'll just go to City Hall and get married there.
Homer, what's going on? The violin, pants with a crease? Why?
He's just your old roommate from Texas Christian.
A rocket ship wedding cake! Just what I always wanted!
(GASPS)
It feels like his jealousy’s getting worse.
That is, if you had stuck with it.
But the monkey needs to keep his strength up.
(HORN BELLOWING)
"You always find the one grain of sugar in the saltshaker that is I.
And release the groom!
Pay? Pay for what?
Well, that might be true that we can’t all be perfect, but I’ve learned through my experience to know now.
Boy, you look like a really cool character.
The director was an ass.
MARGE: Oh!
you're gonna have to pay.
Yeah, instead of exhausted zombies running down the clock.
(BARNEY BURPS)
(SINGING) The Simpsons
Hey, I found something!
(CRYING)
What’s next?
We are now 11 seconds behind schedule!
Who could be up there with Mushu?
(GRUNTING)
Get out! You serious? Another one like me? That’s awesome! I mean, what’re the odds?
Why, you little bastard!
Well, in these modern times, family is more important than ever.
I remember when she was Helen Schwartzbaum.
'Cause they're not even coming to the wedding.
I'm working on a bust of Krusty and using this knife to aerate the clay.
Yes. It took a lot of frantic genetic engineering,
Really?
Sweetie, any place I'm marrying you is the most romantic place in the world.
I can vouch for that too since I was in that scenario with you too.
Yeah, sure lad, whatever ye say.