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No, it's actually really hygienic, Creed.
(LAUGHS) Why? God, why would you even ask me to...
(CHUCKLES) Really?
I just thought as a baby-daddy...
I got this so I can write down for thank you notes.
I was going to talk to Holly about her hygiene.
Ahoy. So, how are you doing? Good.
DWIGHT: The pressure! MICHAEL: Scream. Scream it out! Scream it out!
You know what, Phyllis? I think you need to step it up.
You know, I'm just trying to help you, Beesly. Be safe.
Phyllis, did you get the live storks? No.
I thought today at the baby shower would be a good time for the two of you to meet.
(YAWNING)
but it happens.
and she is in the terminal stages of her pregnancy.
Hope you didn't have any major laundry issues.
Okay! When the baby emerges, mark it secretly in a kind of a mark
Michael! Yeah?
So the Soda blindside could be anybody’s Except Venus.
Newborns are slippery
Hey, you. JIM: (ON PHONE) Hey, you busy?
Not even. I'm doing laundry for the first time in, like, a month.
If a baby were president, there would be no taxes. There would be no war.
I'm no longer under Angela's heel, and her little grape head is under mine.
Right. That style.
PAM: (ON PHONE) So you know Stacy, right?
rust! rust! rust! alright george mb's gone then now no more! now we focus on putting the word out! yes faye jeez!
It is beautiful. No, thank you. Is this it?
Well, you know what? Where's my golden shower?
Oh, no, my child!
and things could get terrible.