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Andy, would you like to have my baby? Yes! Yeah.
Yeah, I a baby daddy
(TIRES SQUEALING)
(PHONE DIALING)
She's nature's bounty. You don't flash around a newborn baby.
Hello, ladies. How is my shower going?
(SHUSHING) No, you can't have it. It's too late.
Michael wrote down “Astird.”
(SCOFFS)
Anyway, she is incredibly fat and enormous right now,
Damn it, Phyllis. I'm sorry.
Shortchanged.
weave it!
yes i want georgette to ruin my life yes waste me. I miss you. I wish i was toxed i want georgette to ruin my life yes. my life is. Ruined yeah.
weave it!
So this is Astird? Astrid.
(LAUGHS)
Oh no, my child!
Ahoy, matey! Ahoy!
did you have an immediate connection with that baby?
That’s not a baby You want to hold me, see how you feel?
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Damn it, Phyllis, it was hard enough to convince Jan to come.
Could you take... (WHISPERING) Sure.
This is Stacy. The one who does the Murakami-style collages.
I know, Kevin. Why do we have to pay money
to pay respect to her bloated feelings.