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I brought him.
-It's all about sex, sex, sex. -Yeah.
Wait, Mayor West.
It's my first house. I'm not very good at this.
Here, I brought you all gifts from Texas.
I'd Iike one ticket to AIaska, please. One-way.
I'm afraid so. That's it right there.
Who is this? How do you know my name?
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, these are all good ideas,
You may kiss the bride.
Aunt Carol, Mom says you'd make a great FIorida whore.
The second one's easier, 'cause, toes.
-PETER: Five points. I win. -WEST: That's not fair.
And it's not good.
-Give me a kiss. -I don't want to!
Well, if you all don't mind,
I drink, and you use sex as a weapon.
Mr. Edison, we're going to use your invention to power the world.
What? But, Carol...
Carol, what are you doing? Are you crazy?
I'm gonna have a brother!
I'm so sorry, Adam.
Oh, it's my pleasure, Lois' recently divorced sister.
But if it helps, you're not the first person to get a bum deal.
Carrington-Stone-O'Craggity- Canseco-Shteinholtz-
-What? -Yeah, and I got to go to work now.
I'm fine. Can we just keep riding bikes, please?
I knew that we were meant to be together.
I don't care what it costs. Just make this man well again.
Well, not so good.
(SIGHING)
Oh, my God.
(SOBBING)
Yeah.
And, Chris, this is a comb made out of an armadillo shell.
but you were as stubborn as a pigeon at an ad agency.