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And then this one time, I put super glue all over the priest's Bible...
Yeah. Yeah, it's just the movers.
Where was I gonna go? Detroit?
All sinners are there in misery, dying over and over and over.
- No, Chris. - It's okay if you do.
Just put the boxes by the...
We have lived our lives for ourselves, totally ignoring the Lord!
Oh, son of a bitch!
Hey, there's a window in the back that's usually open.
S is for Satan
2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 5 x 7 x 11 x 29 = 3248
Come on. The stupid light won't change.
You live forever in horrible pain, in burning agony.
You see, Christians use Hell
Forgive me, Heavenly Father!
"This sort of penetration will increase
and confessing all your sins so that God can forgive you.
Do you still love him?
I can't do this.
Everybody loves a hookie-lau
My life is good now, Saddam.
You're doing unnatural things in the house of God!
Look, Saddam, I know that you and Satan had a relationship.
Oh, boy.
The priest here said that people with mental handicaps might end up in Hell.
Thank you, Mr. Mackey. Hello, everyone.
Oh, no.
The guy in there said I have to say 54 Hail Marys.
We will be!
Yeah, what if we hadn't?
Sister Anne told us we have to confess all our sins,
The priest here said that people who watch South Park might end up in hell
Now let me explain how communion works.
- So we don't burn. - Yeah. I'll see you later, Mom.
That is all. Peace be with you.
Well, let's see. I'd like to start, if I may, back when I was two-and-a-half.
I'm going down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind
The priest here said that people who watch South Park might end up in hell