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Oh, hello. You must be Saddam Hussein.
Lookie, lookie-lau
But he didn't want us to be cannibals,
I think it's important to stay friends with people you had relationships with.
- What? - We have to go to Sunday school
We have repeatedly broken God's commandments!
What a friend I have in Jesus I can say that honestly
Okay. Because last year,
"God is our refuge and strength. " M'kay.
that, according to Matthew 25, when you die, you will stand before God,
you will all be going to the black pit of Satan's world!
I'll see if I can find him. Bye.
Oh, he's growing up so fast.
that I'm totally okay with you guys staying friends.
like tiny beads of glass.
Yes, I understand you wish to speak with the Pope.
Boring.
Boys, it is your Christian duty to save the souls of your friends.
He's not like all my other friends Who really don't care about me
If this does not change, I promise you,
Chris, just don't... Don't do that.
Oh, okay, thanks. Oh, that must be them now.
I'm trying to save their souls and the souls of everyone in this town
Hello, children. I'm Sister Anne.
Yeah!
The priest here said that people who watch South Park might end up in hell
We can use Wacky Water Weasel.
It doesn't matter, because we are all born with original sin.
- What's up? - Well, Chris...
Yes, the priest here has been telling the children some pretty radical things.
- You are, too! - Dude, this lady told us
I think that as long as Jewish people are good, they will get into heaven.
Yeah. It's like Chris is so perfect in every way.
- We don't? But what if we're wrong? - Well, Kyle, they could be wrong, too.
We throw our nets out in to the sea