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And then this one time, I was at the park and the priest was out walking his dog,
We have to confess! We have to confess our sins before we die!
Come on, Satan, we're all adults here. He was an important person in your life,
Once you are in Hell, you cannot escape.
- I have sinned against you! - Oh, this guy is so gonna burn!
then maybe he'll see how happy we are together.
Saddam is... crazy.
And adults have not been coming to confession.
- Oh, no. - Father...
Well, it's just that you've washed that same dish seven times now, silly.
What? Screw you! You can't pound someone's ass like I can!
- Kids... - You're a sinner!
Yeah!
- Yes, but... - Mr. Father!
God damn it!
Father, the children asked me about their handicapped friend.
The handicapped are just people like you and me, so the same rules apply.
I have to tell you something that might make you a little mad.
I mean, if you don't go to Hell for crucifying the saviour,
So he can't really confess his sins. So is he going to go to Hell?
I can't, Saddam. I'm with Chris now.
I've been looking all over for you.
You'll be getting in the confession box with a priest
Yes, as a Jew, your home will be the Lake of Fire.
- Who's in there? - I don't know.
Hey, come on, guy! Give me a break!