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Uh, peacocks can live up to 40 years.
He's become listless,
Love is patient.
Let's not do this in front of everybody.
No, Don owned Argus long before he bought N.B.C.
Pete, there you are.
Then why are you throwing a fit about it?
God, how did he get up here so quick?
We can't do the Kardashian sketch.
We have got to step it up.
And our friend, Argus, would strut
We really were the Sam and Diane of this place.
I'm impressed, Tracy.
The welfare of this bird is your only concern.
HOW IS YOUR THING WEIRDER THAN MINE
He is very special to me.
No one at all.
Look at me.
What if he rolls over on his back
That's it.
Um... "Friend from the neighborhood.
This is Argus.
are you soaking your tampons in Panera lemonade
So you know about Paul's act.
But I want to pick Dotcom...
Crying like a baby.
Oh, come on.
This is crazy.
Pete!
I am not letting that bird die.
What did you say?
Frankly, I don't know what to do.
They couldn't find cowboy hats big enough for my kids' heads,
You've got to convince Grizz to choose you.
His daughter, his lovely wife, his even lovelier mistress,
and he wants me to give the same speech
What are you doing to Grizz?
Yeah, I noticed that.
Of course.
So nice to meet Paul.