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They won't find out until Tuesday. Beautiful.
Mmm an aristocrat
BORT. HOW ARE YOU?
$7,000 I charged em
Happy Hanukkah.
Keep 'em coming
I ordered spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup
We've just gotta be really careful while we do it.
Ah!
High Gruden be like...
CINCINNATI FANS ARE THINKING PLAYOFFS!
Are you nuts? What's your problem?
You took your first pinch like a man and learned the two greatest things in life.
Do you believe this prick? You think this is funny?
No.
My cars were registered to my wife.
-What for? I got pinched. -Everyone does, but you did it right.
Sounds like somebody(‘s) we know know…
Everything was one-on-one. Paulie hated conferences.
I wonder about you sometimes Jeffrey, You may fold under questioning
It's a lock
They wanted to talk to Henry about this or that.
Now I gotta turn my back on you
- It's so good. - I did it.
sarah charlie and dechita osada and wayne whiteman and kimberley kennedy. and bonny swan and sarah portmore.
Do You Believe This Prick?
He knew how to handle it.
He didn't want anybody hearing what he said...
Now, ladies and gentlemen...
-Thank you. -Keep them coming.
Don't buy wigs that come off at the wrong time.
- What happened? - It's Karen, Jimmy.
BYE, KINGPIN.
VARTH?
From now on, any letter from that school to his house comes directly here.
Wait a couple of minutes. We'll leave together.
- You deliver mail to his house? - Yeah.
I I
and other places for his brother, Paul, who was the boss of the neighborhood.
They'd know a package was leaving my house...
-You all right? -Yeah, sure.
Paulie hated phones. He wouldn't have one in his house.
I didn't have to wait in line at the bakery on Sunday mornings for fresh bread.
It was revenge for Jamie Schlims. And a lot of other things. And that’s that, there was nothing we could do about it.
Normal people don't act like this!
No no no. I want ‘em…
I didn't think there was anything strange in any of this.
TEST
Get the fuck out of here, Tommy.
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
Get over here. I haven't seen you in six years.
The car's cold.
The
I kept looking out the window, and I saw that the helicopter was gone.
Keep that motherfucker here! Keep him here.
And this guy’s saying, “what do you want from me?”
Yahoo, you motherfucker!
He was jumpy. He hadn't touched a thing.
Even Paulie, since he got out, I've never seen him. I never see anybody anymore.
My daughter says you're half Jewish. Um... it's just the good half.
In this day and age…
Hundreds of guys depended on Paulie, he got a piece of everything they made.
You're A Funny Guy
Me with the Phils tonite…..
-Which diner? -Rockaway Boulevard. It's open 24 hours.
Karen finally got her mother to put her house up for my bail and I was out.
-What's up? -Did I hit something?
Poor bastard.
AN ARISTOCRAT
I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers
All right.
You've been in here a million times. You know how it looks.
I was the luckiest kid in the world.
In fact, no more letters from anybody.
You’re a real jerk. You wasted 8 fucking aprons on this guy.
I thought he was gonna shit.
Her fucking family lives in the Five Towns. These Jews got money.
My dad says he'll kill me. Look.
Dance for me, Kyle.
-Get it out of here! -All right. Let's go, honey.
I'm telling you.
The Jew broad, Diane, I was telling you I'm going to shag.
He does these impersonations, I swear, you’d think it was the real people .
She spends her life in a nightgown.
Saturday night was for wives, but Friday night at the Copa was for the girlfriends.
What did I tell you? You don’t but anything, you hear me?
If there was a union problem or, say, a beef in the numbers...
-I got to hack it off. -Ooh.
Christmas like your Henry Hill
this is neither the time nor the place. does nothing strike you as odd about what you are doing?
People who have met me Wondering how Tami is still with me
People call them rats because rats do anything to survive. Isn't that right?
As far as Jimmy was concerned, with Tommy being made...
There aren't any arguments or curses like in the movies.
He'd rather whack them. Anyway, what did I care?
the league needed this guy right here!
You took your first pinch like a man.
about the really good loads. Of course, everybody got a piece.
Into the oven you go
DARYL
Ya know you’re a mumblin stutterin little fuck, ya know that?
It was a very good system.
They're gonna make him.
Yes, I'm nuts. Something's going on.
I'll think about it. But it'll cost you, Hill. A lot.
but it was only because Paulie didn't have to move for anybody.
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be extremely online
What is this, HRH? Henry...I need SWAPS...Not HRH!
Call me now!
Everybody wanted to be nice to him.
-Okay? -All right.
To become a member of a crew you've got to be one hundred per cent Italian so they can trace all your relatives back to the old country
Whoever sold you those suits had a sense of humor.
THEY USED TO CALL HIM CHICKEN ROLL SLASH
What is this? Coats? Henry, I need suits, not coats.
Ah-- Ah--
Bye bye dickhead.
Gave a guy six months to live. Couldn't pay his bill.
All right, make the call.
What are you going to do? What? I fucking fly at him.
What shit?
And also i’m gonna make Karen’s Booty Jiggle Wiggle
What do you got me on A pay-no-mind list kid?
Lol Lol
I thought you said I'm all right danny I am all right your not all right ya mumbling stuttering fuck danny
I had a sugar bowl full of coke next to the bed.
“You’re gonna like this guy, he’s a güdfella, he’s one of us”
I been telling you your whole life, don't talk on the phone.
9735702752
-I thought it was Henry. -You're a mumbling, stuttering little fuck.
Free cars. Keys to a dozen hideout flats all over the city.
- Anywhere? - Yeah, anywhere.
YOU FEEL STRONG
That wouldn't be a bad idea.
Youre Fucked in the head Gemma, This is all in your mind
I'll review the API. I don't give a hoot. Is it the first API I reviewed?
who was sneaking behind his back, selling junk.
I said, "Don't say it."
This is all in your mind Relax trust me
I know a place upstate. They'll never find him. More tablecloths.
-Where's the stuff I left, Karen? -I flushed it down the toilet.
Fucking mutt dented my shoes.
I told you we’re on our own. Forget about everyone else. Forget Andy!
I'm sorry, Jimmy.
Help the lady.
It's him.
We can't by drugs and paper plates? Its ok, Chief M said we are the best
Morrie’s Wigs Don’t come off!
He's gonna get made. He's gonna be a boss
Frenchy and Joe Buddha had to round up the workers.
Oh, no--
-Let her do it! -Stop it!
The Irishman is here to take all you guineas' money.
Say Hello to those blowjob hacks
he was frozen so stiff...
All they got from Paulie was protection from other guys looking to rip them off.
We did it!
Nice to meet you. My daughter says that your space laser is half Jewish?
She gave up everybody: Jimmy, me, even her brother.
So I asked my brother to watch the sauce, and Karen and I started out.
Bye bye Dickhead
When kids were born, Mickey and Jimmy were the first at the hospital.
or I'll blow your brains out. Shut the car off slowly.
Oh, God. I see it.
-Tell him what you were telling me. -Too good to be true.
-I know nothing about being a rat. -You know everything about it.
I'm gonna go see Stacks. Don't you look at anybody or I'll fucking kill you.
What are you going to do? Fight with Jimmy Conway?
Throw 'em to the lions I aint going in with any lions Jimmy
I came home and I want what I got to get. I got mouths to feed.
It's finally here!!! Happy 10 year Amaversary
No, what? Who the fuck asked you anything?
I don't need a party, Cuhris Ok.
- You don't understand. - You don't understand. Store's closed.
It was revenge for Billy Batts...
He's a grown-up. He doesn't have to call every five minutes.
It's unbelievable. You could see how a white girl could fall for him.
That’s a lot of money for amid like you
Don't fucking move! Don't move.
But, I'm funny, how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you?
And that's that.
Trouble
Where's the strong box, you varmint?
No, I heard someone say "Spider, Spider."
I ask these guys not to leak anything and they can’t help themselves
What was I supposed to do? They were all over the house.
The two of them come over every day, commiserating.
-Thanks, Jimmy. -Don't worry.
How's your friend Henry?
No postcard again for Reep ?
George With a pistol
Saturday night was for wives, but Friday night at the Copa was for the girlfriends.
I'm proud of you. That is a lot of money for a kid like you.
There's a Jewish holiday on Monday.
But meanwhile, as far as Jimmy knew, I was going along with the program.
You look like you're decorating a Christmas tree.
FORGET ABOUT IT
before I could unload the Pittsburgh stuff.
Did you have a good flight?
You gotta go home. Smarten up.
What do you got me on a fuckin' pay no mind list, here?
What right is right
You got a phone? Come on!
was among the kikes, It was real matzo ball shit.
You took too much of that stuff. You're totally paranoid.
He wanted to make sure I wasn't tailed.
This guy who lives across the street from me that I've known all my life.
You walk like fucking Stepin Fetchit.
We’re not animali
Paulie La dont have to move for Nick That's because Paulie La dont have to move for anybody.`
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Don't Buy Anything
That’s a lot of money for a kid like you
I like it. One dog goes one way and the other goes the other.
Stop with the drugs There making your mind into
Make them wait.
We are not animali…
You sure you want to do this Think it through
Within a couple of weeks, it got so big I needed some help.
It's okay, but it's like you died and woke up in Jew heaven.
Let's go shopping.
Happy Mother’s Day Love you
and he'd come from around the counter. No matter how many were waiting...
I belonged. I was treated like a grown-up.
Now go to the tech shop and get ya fuckin harness.
French.
Toast, guys.
-Just stay away from the garbage. -Look, Paulie--
What're you doing? You're leaving your car?
-What'll we do with him? -Chop him up and get rid of the car.
Forget about tonight. Forget about it.
And you're still bouncing around from girl to girl.