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Uh, where exactly is the McLintock party?
I don't know why. My only jobs seem to be
- No, this is not...
Okay, Eagle. Well, I'll see you in a few seconds.
Um, what kind of soup is on your mind?
Hate to say I told you so.
Okay, so listen, certification is tomorrow.
for your messages going public, maybe.
as much time as possible, so whatever you could do
I couldn't take apart piece by piece and shit out, Madam President.
Do the Israelis know anything about this?
Are we paying you by the word here, or what?
Yes? What?
Well, hopefully she arrives before we all turn into fossils.
- Well, then don't use it. - But it's a doc.
The missing ballots in Washoe County.
and I want you to please relay my thanks to him.
What we have here is a classic thumb
- Whoo! - We're never gonna close that gap.
I'll tell you what I want you to do.
Jesus, you think I married that?
What?
I am not having a good year.
- What is that? - Beats me.
I know, you tweet... that's a tweet.
Actually, ma'am, I have a better idea.
You're the one who suggested we all live in the Matrix.
She's a fucking cunt.
Jesus, you're still here?
- She won't care. - I don't know if...
I don't know where you get that impersonation.
- Did this come from India? - I don't know. Did you get it?
and a cheese course including Basil Hayden Blue
- Okay, I got one right here. - No, go get that one.
One heck of a job, Amy.