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Good to see you.
Madam President, we have received word that Chinese hackers
From where I'm sitting, my boy's ahead.
I don't know what you're saying, but you keep doing that math stuff, Kent,
Tell the Eagle it was great to see him.
Indeed I do. Everybody, please, sit down.
- Uh-huh. - So what did I miss?
He needs more time. Ma'am, we got O'Brien on a live feed.
Kent, what can you tell us?
I've called you like 80 times.
No, no, I'm always awake.
Come on.
- No, they didn't. - What did you tweet?
- How did you do that? - I'm sorry, what?
Oh, yeah. You see this button right here?
- Oh, shi... - I pushed that feather button.
Ha, ha, ha, @RealCharlieBaird. Here's one for you now.
You might actually want to go to Rite Aid. Get some Valtrex.
Dan, Sophie doesn't work for CBS.
- I've got to tell you something. - Uh-oh.
- Whose side were you on? - What about targeted sanctions?
Did you just see that? Okay?
Yeah. Those things cause cancer, you know.
- Ma'am, there's nothing. - Oh, never mind. We got him.
- You caught the fish, now gut the fish. - Gut the fish.
Amy, if you had rented me a Sebring, yes.
- No. Good luck. - Great.
You have a good one, Jamie.
Why is nobody answering their phones right now?
In that case, China would be blamed
- Hello? - Oh!
New restrictions on American imports into China,
- The gown is just gorgeous. - I know.
Because they're a sneaky bunch of fucks.
Acting on a tip, US Justice Department deputies
Oh, my God, and maybe that breach concerned those tweets.
I know everybody's waiting, but she just texted and she's running a little bit late.