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Oh, look at you.
Use the self-sharpening linoleum blade.
Who wants me to stow my bag under their seat?
Nobody's gonna want you if you're fat!
You know, I got to tell you,
Get your hands off me!
Wow, Brian, you do know all the lingo.
Ladies, this is your pilot speaking.
Hey, I'm freezing. You got a blanket in there or something?
♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪
(women laughing, chattering)
Oh, yeah?
See? This is a real uniform.
Did I get a job?
Quagmire?
I'm going to drive away backwards now.
in front of the old boob tube.
and then suture the abdominal lining.
Yeah, sure. I can come get you.
Good evening. I'm Tom Tucker.
I'll Get Lois. She Can Take You To The Hospital!
Speaking of which, the Pretend Pretenders
this could be a long one.
because of the sex.
HOOKER 2: I turned my first trick
I did.
What do we want?
Forget it, just get in.
And can I have some of your bread?
Sure, that sounds great. And you know what?
Just an everyday, working-class Joe.
You're not worth that much. You're trash!
Bird!
and maybe we can just go back to being friends?
You can't have my bread, but you can have
I kind of want to see Guardians of the Galaxy,
I have a hobby that takes me this way.
Okay, okay.
I've been out of work for three weeks.
Are you gay?
selling online Internet cyber stuff.