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I took a bite of my juice box because I forgot!
And why not?
Name's Captain Bowditch.
Somebody stop those two nobodies!
Those aren't mine!
I'm working up the courage to use the B‐word on a man.
but this one's gonna be hard not to whistle‐blow.
She's just my little schmoop‐a‐doop,
and seemed to have sprained my ankle
to be married to a man with a dangerous job
A good husband's supposed to be "Like a Rock."
So I don't know what we did.
You said all those words!
You can't just spring this on me at the last...
you'd have been locked up, too.
She's just some vanilla soccer mom.
Oh, it's a fake!
Eh, nice seats, huh, fellas?
This is her favorite watching‐party of the year.
We checked out all their favorite places,
I know, right? You go, girl.
What's she looking for, a personality?
any unkillable irradiated airborne entities