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So we're only eight pounds behind Utica.
Is there any way our first dance can be to my favorite song?
Oh, Holly, that is very offensive.
What about, "I say, I say, I say, I'll sit on you"?
and I told them, "I will pay you any amount. Just give me Ryan Howard.
(SIGHS)
We call her "Rice-a-Ronni."
I want you to know... Kelly, look at me.
I don't know what those other fools were doing,
So never mind.
So why don't you just go stand somewhere else?
we are all going to die of obesity.
Good old fashioned sweatlodge
All I hear is..
All I had to eat this weekend was a chicken breast and a case of diet coke
Some blame it on the new air conditioning system
How’s my favorite patient doing?
Or he retires because they're unfair.
HOLLY: Hey.
Hello Everybody
New York is so exciting.
I lost sight of myself and now that I've quit the rat race,
Well, maybe I'll see you around.
I can bring these to my shelter.
so maybe I should switch to women.
he led us to believe that he was the father,
We're pretty much done here today.
I don't think that...
Hey, Jan. Hi.
Test
(CHUCKLES)
give us a very good chance at winning this thing.
and stop trying to kill yourself?
(MAKES KISSING NOISE)
No, this is about weight displacement.
you
Kelly, will you just agree to stop this madness
was a chicken breast and a case of Diet Coke.
DARRYL: Sorry, guys. No, no, no. No, no.
but something about a guy who used to work here.
What? Oh, nothing.
asdf
Yeah?
Just leave me alone!
I do. I... I want to. Trust me, I really do.
So?
How's the candle game?
Body image.
Also Kevin. You know what?
I don't need a judge to tell me to keep my community clean.
When your s.o. says parks & rec is better than the office
You sabotaged me, man!
I've been in the hospital five weeks now.
Now, I know a lot of you are probably asking yourself,
On the brighter side, you gained zero pounds.
Oh, I forgot something in my car.
Oh, thanks. I should check that out.
"Thousand-year-old church in the continental United States.
Gooooatee!
I hate this worm inside of me.
Okay. Thank you for this.
Hey, if you're into yoga, I take a great Bikram class in Dickson City.
Close the door.
Happy Birthday Justin!!!
Hey, Phyllis, do you have a minute?
Finally. Right? Okay.
I can definitely see the difference.
with people I consider co-workers.
Office Weight Loss Challange
They have no willpower. I went...
You know why? (LAUGHS) Why?
But it's been three days and no call.
Okay! Michael Klump wants to remind you that corporate,
JIM: Summer's going great.
Hey, can you go to IM? Okay.
STANLEY: I happen to be losing weight on my own for my own reasons.
Phyllis Vance for David Wallace.
Let's all clap at phyllis
Here Comes Treble, class of '96,
I think I never really processed 9l11.
Bye. Bye.
Hey!
That wasrt a tapeworm.
You know what? My real beef with her, though, Pam,
Others feel that fungus is due to an overgrowth...