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Yeah.
All the sucker branches can suck our fat
(IN DEEP VOICE) Oh, bang, boom, shake, klump!
ANDY: Move it. MICHAEL: Everybody on.
All right, everybody, this is your last meal, so eat up.
and get the New York cheesecake.
Ceramics class, then dinner by myself.
You have a toothbrush? Yes.
Yes, you do.
i accidentally set my alarm lmfao
DWIGHT: Party's over! You're so busted!
Yes, you were.
I got a red wine stain on my favorite shirt.
I’m just gonna take five days off anyway
It's a pretty lame party.
colored paperclips that I like so much.
to Zapf Chancery.
Let's Do This Thing
Hey, hey, shaved?
I need you to make me 100 copies of this on canary yellow.
How's my favorite branch doing?
What up four-five-eight-one?
MATH IS HARD
which, for her, is basically a death march.
to be our wedding band.
We are following Pam to the supply shelf.
And you got a goatee.
What are you smiling about there, Smiley Pants?
I know. I suck.
I say, I say, I say, sit down, Holly!
Shame to waste these.
Mmm...
Okay, be more specific.
(STAMMERS)
Good ol' fashioned bernard sweat lodge
(RAINFALL)
There will be no leftovers.
How is my favorite Life Group doing?
Under my Angerela
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
their idea, yes, was to urge you to lose weight.
Now, I know it's a stretch,
Did... I heard you talking to Oscar about that guy.
I think I never really processed OceanGate
"He Is Mentally Challenged."
And Pam's always said she doesn't want a long engagement.
Booty call. No, just going to see Pam.
I have a weird pain in my left side that I'm convinced is an ulcer.
That's not my problem.
(MICHAEL GRUNTING)
How's my favorite chat doing?
Wow, was it the age difference?
Not really sure of the whole story,
What's the joke?
And arch your back and slowly bring up your head.
How's your summer?
What... What happened? Did he call?
Ex-squeeze me.
(ALL MOANING)
It's not going to take her 10 minutes to fax it, Jim.