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Sorry I'm late. I accidently switched my alarm clock setting
Why Hello Everybody
(EXCLAIMS)
Split the commission?
Hi, can I help you?
"nor does it condone unealthy dieting habits
"Give him to me. I want him. I need him."
That was terrible advice. Terrible advice!
PAM: Hey, this is not halfway.
Hold it in your mouth if you can't swallow.
We’re trying to win a contest here Travis
math is hard, kevin!
I'll drive.
'Cause I haven't eaten anything since noon on Friday.
And exercise.
I want you to live forever. I want us all to live forever.
You have a cell phone charger?
No, I will ex-squeeze you.
Why don't you just take off early?
You are truly, truly beautiful.
DWIGHT: You look great.
Sweetheart,
I apologize for creating a ruse which forced you to exercise.
world famous Walt Disney's Epcot Center,
Damn it. Come on!
I'm going to write you both up for not working.
This is about a very cool HR initiative that if we don't follow
What... No. Dwight.
What if we did fruit instead of cake?
I hate this worm inside of me.
Cake.
Sixty-forty.
Okay?
We're trying to win a contest here, Kelly. Please.
But more importantly, what this whole thing is about,
Did you install it right?
2,184 pounds for a grand...
Things were at an all-time sad here.
Okay. No, no, no, no, no! Same places as last week.
Buckle in folks. It’s gonna be an good old fashion meme lodge
than being the youngest VP in the company's history.
lemon juice, cayenne pepper and water for all three meals.
I... I know.
I know.
He'll call.
Fired guy!
Make sure it's the generic one.
(KELLY COUGHING)
Oh, I had a good time.
I hate this worm inside of me.
Would you help me find my watch charger please
Really? Yeah.
Okay, everybody, get used to this,
and they know how to show a woman a good time.
But then I got an e-mail from Ryan
I'll marry you in the parking lot.
Pam-cake, no, no, no. We would love your extra poundage,
but we could weigh ourselves again at the end of the day
That sweater’s not a medium
Jim!
You know what we should do?
Stanley, Michael's not here.
But you come inside and it is beautiful.
You don't know who your daddy is, do you?
a beam of light in this dark, dark office.
But it will force me to become acquaintances
Oh. You all gained five pounds back.
He is beautiful. This big fat pig is beautiful.
Look at the outside of this building.
Actually, I'm a lesbian.
Taste changed. Now all I like is Pokémon.
We were fighting the power and eating whatever we wanted.
Oh, hey, could I have a rain check on the mini-golf?
But he's doing a super job here.
Okay.
so we really had to starve ourselves this whole week.
smiley pants? You're late.
I'm sorry.
All I care about is that we're going to
and type them into a master spreadsheet.
Good to see you. Who's your daddy?
Hey. Sorry, everybody.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, STANLEY
It doesn't matter, Michael. Yes, it does.
anyway, you know? Mmm-hmm.