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I took a lot from other poems.
Yeah? Oh, hey. Did he call?
since my little lady has such particular, impossible-to-perceive taste,
Fired gal
Five pounds. I'm asking each of you to lose five pounds.
Taste changed. Now all I like is baklava.
All you have to do is take the numbers from the sales report
I'll vote for Bernie in the eye of a hurricane in the middle of a snowstorm
That is so sweet.
This is the hardest thing I've ever had to do in my entire life.
I am beautiful.
.
I can get this whole discord to make weight
I'll see you guys up there.
Oh. So rude of me. Have you seen Pam's new art?
I’m just gonna take five days off anyway
Dwight says hi.
yes no
Michael, it's time.
JIM: When Michael told us that Jan was pregnant,
Come on. Stand up on your chair. Stand up.
Michael, we have a situation!
Happy Birthday!
to this beautiful, beautiful woman
Call me when you get in. Okay.
I'm messing with you, Holly.
(HUMMING)
I'll take it from here.
Mmm...
Well, you lost zero pounds. No change.
MICHAEL: Darryl, would you do the honors?
Fire'd gal.
Monkey. No. No.
Michael Klump is a celebration of fat people
Okay.
I have a nice comforter and several cozy pillows.
How’s my favorite branch doing?
What are you writing about me?
Why don't you guys have a little more sensitivity to the subject?
Tomorrow I will be a little fish in the big apple
Do you think that I'm retarded?
If we stay postponed long enough We might get the whole lineup back
This is your fault. No.
Taste changed. Now all I like is baklava.
Just say it, okay?
No, you're definitely the problem.
No! You do not talk to him like that!
We call her "Rice A Ronni"
It's going to be a little toasty in here. Good old-fashioned sweat lodge.
That's a shame.
Would you help her find them, please?
But he'll call back, though.
Hit the scales, everybody.