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Hey, Dwight. RYAN: Okay.
I once went 28 years Without having sex
Yeah, she is. And clinically insane.
I'm taking my dumplings.
Happy birthday mush
I did. Why?
When you're stuck in the office and all you want is dumplings
Ela, ela, eh, eh
"24 hour veterinarian on call."
(ALL CHEER)
Yes, I've replaced Angela as head of the Party Planning Committee.
(SHOUTING GIBBERISH)
lauren thomson wants the cutters! no i don't want the cutters ashley!
Happy Birthday, Nathan
(GROANS)
Who's that woman in Michael's office with the feet?
so I might be back a little late.
Oh. No.
I have a crazy idea.
Look where my seats were.
But what have you learned about her?
It is ugly.
I love... I love Counting Crows.
All right, I'm taking off.
(PAGER BUZZING)
Br Haley just made the list
I think I never really processed 9-11.
Wet Tuna.
I will be a little fish in the Big Apple.
She's DJ Jazzy Flax and she is the best
Fired guy
So how was your date?
It's nice to have visitors.
I just can't wait.
I just didn't inflate it all the way.
Hello, baby. How are you?
(PAM CHUCKLES)
The bad news is, we're not doing very well,
I've been sitting all day.
Stephanie
You all need to learn some portion control.
I'm just going to take five days off anyway.
How do you feel about Maine?
So what is going on, girl in the computer?
Me: My neighbors when they see me living my effing life:
You're shaking. Are you all right?
What are you doing?
happy birthday, Brian!
I want you to apologize to this Beautiful, beautiful woman for forcing her to walk five miles Which for her is basically a death march
You lost 31 pounds.
Hey, check it out.
Hi. Hi.
a little weight loss contest between the branches.
There. Take those home to your wife.
But I have a feeling I will get to know her very well
No, Michael.
You have to... You have to agree with me. That's insane.
I should really get going.
Okay, bye. Okay.
That's how I sleep at night.
Hey! Hey!
so corporate upped the prize to five days.
Come on, man. She goes to New York in, like, 10 minutes.
Are you insane? Hey, hey.
You want more? No.
I like her fingernails.
because I really want to have washboard abs
(PAGER BUZZING)
I guess the harness wasrt strapped in exactly right.
(TELEPHONE RINGS)
Happy Birthday, Shannon
JIM: I don't really know Ronni.
So you have the directions? Yeah.
You lost one pound.
that he was coming back to town. And I called the temp agency
and maybe go to Bungalow 8 with John Mayer.