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- Whoa. Can we not talk about that now? - All right. Prude.
Wow, I'm gonna have a loogey in my coffee tomorrow.
So I thought, "All right, here's an opportunity to be creative."
- Nice to see you again. - Yeah. Yeah. I got tenure.
I couldn't even find that on the map.
Like what?
- Guess what happened at work today. - A dinosaur died a million years ago?
You know, I've always thought of myself as a serious actor.
I like it.
Then I'm gonna change my name.
...that just leaves me and Ross and Rach. You know what I mean?
...your resume is quite impressive.
Okay. Then I guess I have dry eyes and a scratchy throat for no reason.
What, can't you see I'm in the middle of something?
- Who are you? - Oh, hi. I'm Joey.
YOU SAID IT WAS IN ESCROW. I COULDN'T EVEN FIND THAT ON THE MAP.
But you know what? I'm gonna put you on with my bear.
I'm Mackenzie. My stupid parents are selling this house.
Or any other house for that matter.
That's great.
Can we just stop for a second? Who said something better would come along? Huh?
Yeah. Place is full of it.
I'm serious. I just don't trust that guy, okay?
- You too. What are the odds? - Oh...
And I didn't get the other job.
Oh, it's up to you. It's your name. You've gotta live with it.
Hey, you guys, I have great news.