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I swear.
Oh, yeah, uh, she's borrowing my hard drive
(laughs)
in the window.
Mmm.
So why are you here?
It's not a big deal. I'm gonna get out of your hair.
Oh, my God.
Something must be wrong.
What?
Slow down!
Witness protection.
You decorated.
Mm-mm. You saved the day.
And the last thing I want
Yes, I have to make copies for her health insurance.
- It is 3:08. - Thanks.
Yes, what can we do to help?
and the door was unlocked.
or any sign that someone entered the apartment at all.
I feel really safe with you here.
These charges should be dropped immediately
Well, um, I gotta go.
I don't want another man.
right here.
So, let's get you out of here.
I, uh, it was like this when I got home.
for a little while?
We need to really connect.
No.
Uh, how did you get in here?
Come on! Just go, go, go!
I'm sorry.
Sorry, man.
Heather said you had something for her?
And I'm just going to give you some simple homework.
No way.
Broken window.
It's like we're there, and then we're here.
Oh, yeah, here you go.
We're from Buffalo.
You guys, look at this.
- What? - Yes!
What?
Please, please don't explain.
Rebecca and Josh have an epic and pure love
Like buck naked.
I don't have time for this, Scott, okay?
Be right back.
That's classic self-sabotage.
- That campfire was so nice. - Yeah.
Like... it was a disaster.
I'm a priest, Paula.
Oh. Bye! Sorry, but...
♪ Get out of here, Steve Jobs! ♪
This is nice.
Officer: Good luck, Rebecca!
there is also no evidence of secondary compression
and issued numerous written and verbal warnings
you're rocking the boat in the bad way. Big time.
That's weird.
Let me get that.
♪ That says ever ♪
No, we can't.
Yeah, it's a bit of a “thang.”
(gasps)
♪ You're just a poopy little slut who doesn't think ♪
(both laughing)
But not here, not here, never here.