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Yeah, I thought it was some kind of soup.
So, I just want to let you know I was thinking about it
Yeah.
But at least you're not hurt.
Oh, and by the way, has a serious live-in girlfriend.
Now, when I look at these shards of glass,
(audience cheering)
♪ You're running out of time. ♪
And yes, maybe even a long, dry, flat plateau
♪ You've got to act now ♪
He doesn't have his phone with him.
It happens to be where Josh lives. Ah.
(ballad begins)
and I told him that we'd be good at charades,
That's fondue.
I panicked, you know?
No, I'm not.
Wow, um,
Let me help you.
is my friend, Josh Chan,
Just... okay.
it's opposite day.
(exhales)
♪ That term just occurred to me ♪
Look into each other's eyes
Wait! Oh, my God!
Yeah, I know!
Sure.
(doorbell rings)
singing this song, a lot.
(laughs) God...
So you were having another cozy date
Can you just stay with me
Wow, you do that?
And any day beyond the fifth, a fee of $3,500
I mean, did Josh just leave
Oh, well, there's only one Josh Chan.
I think I have a UTI.
Oh, my gosh, what? Is it, like, a penny?
Josh.
and cleaned it up, 'cause I've heard about that happening.
♪ All that lying that's been festering ♪
She's a crazy ex-girlfriend.
And in a fit of rage, the burglar was furthermore
the most we'll be able to prove is, uh, maybe a 596?
who she's secretly in love with,
as you might've guessed, and I know,
Somehow, you're always here when I need you.
(quietly): Thank you.
Hey. You know, I'm thinking out loud.
Huh.
Yeah, I got an early day tomorrow.
Oh, God, I just need a rock.
I didn't think so.
♪ Check the Buddha sconce, check the Buddha sconce! ♪
threw it through the window.
These are good people.
moved here for...
(baby voice): I do?
Okay, uh, give me a second to just get my story straight.
Great, and, hey, shower if you're feeling it.
(scoffs) Did I leave the fridge open, too?
What do I need... a hobby?
Oh, okay, you want to know what you put together-ered?