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Uh, it is an emergency.
it's not just because I almost had an affair
Just hold yourself together.
(laughing)
Because that's what I do.
Actually, I am pretty hungry.
Now, sir, I am a lawyer,
Hey, uh, first, can I just get a glass of water?
you were just saying, the thing that you were just saying.
Yeah. Uh, let's see...
I got a big presentation coming up,
I mean, cleaning, baseball,
So... what happened?
You think I haven't noticed?
I mean, look at all these emojis.
Oh...
for that extra bit of romance.
So, you and Heather.
I mean, who knew a little vandalism would be, like,
Ah, now where were we?
having your morning mocha loco.
What happened?
(distorted): Mother...
“the defendant is liable for court costs and interest accrued
(laughs)
They're the good kind, with plots.
Yes...
or is he on his way?
So-so then in anger, he grabbed one of the rocks
“Someone.”
You're absolutely right.
Really?
Just slow down.
and it immediately destroys your entire life,
Oh. (laughing)
♪ And lose some weight... ♪
Okay.
Of course!
TV, yeah, sure. Whatever you want.
♪ Bitch ♪
Great.
You really want to know?
Coagulating cheese would really hit the spot.
the cheese does not congeal in transit.
“Fled”?
Oh.
And I think I've shown that consistently.
(laughs) You have all the gloves.
Her-her gout must be bothering her.
I love you...
I'm very glad that you found a mating partner.
Got it. Lovely.
But you go!
Uh, so do you have, like, a...
So Paula came home a couple weeks ago...
Uh, last four of social?
Go, go, go, go, go!
Well-argued, Miss Bunch.
Yeah, I used to play him in soccer.
23 pages for a nonviolent crime?
You know what, I'm probably... I'm probably overreacting.
So I was scared, and I came here,
Yes, yes, they broke in, and, um, they-they smashed it,
There's got to be another explanation, so let...
I have to examine just a piece of
♪ She won't need to come up with a... ♪
_
Yeah, that's broken glass.
Uh, okay sure.