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We need to know how to kill a giant, stone Abraham Lincoln.
That's nice, Kyle. Ike, eat!
It's not stupid, Stan. For once in my life, I feel like I'm part of something.
for tax-exempt status by committing a mass suicide.
We've just gotten word from Mr. Blaine himself.
- Come in Moses! - What?
Well, this is what I believe in now, Stan,
May we have silence please as magician David Blaine will now
- Hey. - Wow.
over different religions, you guys are all actually friends?
until you die, as such.
but just like the Super Best Friends learned,
It is time to drown ourselves in the reflecting pool.
Cartman! We've been brainwashed, don't you see? We don't have to do this.
Oh, don't worry, I have a few more miracles up my sleeve.
Next!
Mr. President, we can't let them all kill themselves.
You're not really happy.
Oh, I guess it worked a little better on people 2,000 years ago.
You see, cults are dangerous because they promise you hope, happiness
Kyle, Kyle!
Who's the kid?
HARLEY REID FROM 45 CAUSE IM HARLEY
And you know what else Kyle said?
I'm picking up movement from Blainetologists all over the country.
The miracle I am most famous for is turning water into wine.
- What? - If he gets tax-exempt status,
- Oh, jeez, it sure got cold in here. - Next!
Later, at the exact same location.
Congratulations, sister, you have heard the noble truth
- Jesus Christ! - He's incredible!
have gathered to commit mass suicide.
Look, Swallow, we should be able to divert the water with that pipe.
and you're a dumbass if you don't come with me.
- That takes care of them. - Now it's your turn, Blaine.
The old religions have failed you!
Dude, we got to go!
He also wrote a book, and we'd like to share it with you.
Come, Stanley, we must travel far and long.
West side.
My children, it is time for you to go home
Was that the card you picked?
Stop it!