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Look at me. Okay, now reach up your ass.
- What moved you the most? - His miracles?
I don't want to kill myself. They've rigged this thing to fill with water.
but a freak washing machine accident at the age of 12 made him learn
Go on, reach up your ass.
- Where he's going to eat his own head. - Wow!
Wow!
Anyway, I think it's going too far. I mean, if I kill myself,
Damn, that guy is the coolest guy in the universe.
Greenberg
- Sea Man. - That's what I said. Semen.
- Why, even Kyle here is a goddamn Jew. - That's right.
Feeding the hungry, now that is a miracle.
David Blaine is doing a big performance in Denver tomorrow night.
This guy is going around doing magic tricks and saying they're miracles.
- Then let's go. - But, dude, I don't think you should do
Where'd you guys get that ice cream?
Perhaps you need to see some real magic.
You don't need David Blaine to tell you how to live.
At least I'm not the boy in the plastic bubble.
- Let's go. - I'm not going anywhere.
Mr. Kern, I want you to just think about a card.
- Who are you? - I'm Kyle.
Come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine
- I am happy. - No, you're not.
by the sound of my own screams.
Are you unhappy with the church's teachings? Let's just talk about it.
Semen seeks out water to mix with the concrete.
Why don't we sleep on it? If we decide to leave the faction,
Right.