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God bless you, sir, you saved my life.
Congratulations. I guess you'll be hanging up your wig now.
No Thanks I’m Stuffed
"Oh, my God, look what I just found online!
Oh, I'm sorry. That's off-limits.
I have revealed to you today these horrors in the hope
Well, yes, I have a baby...
You leave that to us. Come on.
there's something I want to talk to you about.
- Okay, religion. - Religion! You kill me, I kill you,
Even if sometimes my mustache has Alpo gas.
Quiet, mustache!
But where are those good old-fashioned values
No thanks, I am stuffed.
Why are we not funding this?
No. No.
Whoo-hoo!
that you will see the need for change,
Uh oh, overflow, population common group, but it'll do
Hip, hip hooray! In celebration of you and your mustache… Happiest of birthdays Peter!!!
that makes a great stocking stuffer. We call it the Must-Stash.
- Point of mustache. - The chair recognizes your mustache.
Case dismissed.
I'd rather be the parking space than the car.
This court finds
He's a family guy
- You wanna have sex? - No.
- Kiss on it? Oh! - What?
No!
Peter, don't you think you're kind of letting that mustache
Look! This girl is making out with a baby! A nude baby!
Had better days, Lois. Had better days.
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight
You might have to help me out with the last 10 or so.
So, I'm shaving last night at this make-out party.
It's The End of the World As We Know It
Really? What's it like? 'Cause I have no idea.
Lois. You mind telling me what the hell you think you're doing?