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I wish I could tell you that, but prison is no fairytale world.
And me, I find that hilarious.
now that you have a mustache.
Mom, it's been three months. When is Dad gonna get better?
That'll be all for today.
Wow, if he says one more cool thing, he's in.
consume your personality?
Have we discussed what to send Wilford Brimley next month,
- Oh, my God. - Yeah. I am ready for sex!
I imagine you're gonna be much more of a stern father
No. I'm not living my life without a mustache.
Whoo!
Of course he does. Look at that giant horse vagina.
from which it may not recover, thanks to testimony
I'm a freakin' baby, and I'm cooler than they are.
Dude, let me tell you something.
Oh, my God! Peter, I know you're upset about losing that thing,
I just transferred here from Rich Expensive Car-Driving
I know!
to testify publicly about these atrocities?
but I prefer the term mustache.
Uh...
HIP, HIP HURRAY! Happiest of birthdays Peter!