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In my head I did,
But I thought it was a father-daughter boat race.
- I'm gonna help you. - What? - Huh?
Yeah. Angels usually give the middle finger.
Right? (chuckles)
Yep. But don't write it messy.
Tina, are you maybe a little jealous
Just don't make eye contact.
I mean, we're old enough to be these kids' parents.
So you don't think these socks are too high?
I know, I know, I know. There I go again.
- Whoa. - Yeah.
We went to the fire station open house. Jealous?
Tina, how's Tad feeling?
(groans): Uh...
It feels like yesterday when you were taping together boxes
And no gadgets or gizmos or motors
I can't believe you convinced all those dads to climb the tree
- Okay. Okay... - You're teaching us to lie!
Look, there's Patty's not-motor boat.
-What're you gonna do? -Uh, uh, I get him on real quick,
No, I-I think they're great.
- Are you sure? - Yeah, that's the whole point.
- like the siren's too loud. - KIDS: No.
TINA: Yeah, that's Troop 257.
I had an everything bagel and a whole onion.
- It does? - Yeah. I mean, didn't Karen say
But let's wait until after the race to punish them.
- Can I just get my coffee? - Coming right up.
Look, uh, how about you gals and your dads
Okay. We're going with Tad, right?
But Julianne told me I had to work on my firmness.