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I tried to buy a pack of cigarettes and they threw me out.
I don't think you realize the danger.
- Do you like the wine? - Very much. What is it?
Chris, do Daddy a favor.
and Riker mentioned a 0.003% signal degradation,
Good evening. I'm Tom Tucker. Our top story tonight:
But where are those good old-fashioned values
- You see what I'm saying? - Oh, I do, Brian.
Hey, Meg, guess what? I've seen the light.
He said the thing he says on TV!
Thicker!
But, Brian, I just want you to feel the joy that I feel.
- Shut up, Wil. - Stop it, Patrick.
Dad, would you like to do the honors?
where no one respects or cares about you,
Where do the answers come from?
What? I'm just saying you should be nicer to Whil Wheaton.
What's going on?
But first, are you lonely, picked on, unappreciated, disliked,
Illumination!
I have ever had the misfortune of spending an extended period of time with.
These aren't Star Trek questions. What the hell?
It's September, Jonathan.
I would check the point first before re-priming it.
hello
Meg, what are you talking about?
"This is the day that the Lord hath made. Let us rejoice and be glad in it. "
Yup, looks like we got ourselves a couple of nerds.
I hope you all die!
- Well, where are they? - Under your penis.
Yeah, you big silly ass.
could result in serious complications.
Look at me I've got girl boobs!
Well, I'd caution you that getting the mumps as an adult
Well, to be honest, I lied for booze. But, Meg, you're a smart girl.