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And only one of you kids can go to college.
- Where are you going? - You can't expect a person...
It's romantic, throwing off the shackles of the workaday world...
Oh, I can't go on with this charade. I hate my job. I hate my life.
I needed more money to support my growing family.
Besides, that back-talking boat sets a bad example.
That night, your mom and I went out for a romantic evening...
We're doomed. Doomed, I tells you!
bowling gutter ball
Yes, the special de-motivational plaque...
TWO! TWO! TWO! TWO! TWO! TWO!
Oh, yeah. Thanks for that.
That's the umbilical cord. It's a girl.
It might interest you to know that Marge Simpson is pregnant again.
Hey, you're the best.
- You're worried about telling Dad. - Why do you say that?
...to break what's left of your spirit.
- No. - Okay, then.