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Hey, where's... you know,
I mean, it's cool I know French,
to talk about the greatest temptation
29 more and we're done-- that's how it was.
All right, who'd like to kick us off?
We got a noise complaint. Joe, shh. Peter's about to start.
Thanks. What... hey, what size are you?
You... you have a good time with Jenny.
From now on, half of every six-pack I buy
"My drinking ruined my family."
What, did you hit her over the head with it?
Do not movie.
you stupid "laugh and cry, effin' cry."
and hang out with the cast of the high school play?
Stop blocking the screen, you jerk!
Oh, not a period movie.
Please be Rosie O'Donnell. Please be Rosie O'Donnell.
There is only one guy to blame His name is Mr. Sophie
What the...? What's wrong with you?
Do I at least call him Jon?
♪ That's a shame ♪ ♪ What a shame ♪
and Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
Good for you.
hey give me that.
is a very destructive influence in your life.
We don't got a problem with our drinking.
Those are your friends, Phillip, Ernest and Jonathan.
♪ Don't mess around with Mr. Booze ♪
♪ You will wind up wearing tattered shoes ♪
♪ And there's only one guy to blame ♪
Now I don't leave my couch,
to being all about AA.
Oh, God. Did I hold on to the touchdown pass?
And then this one time, I was so drunk,
but none of us have the language skills to call her on it.
And all in time for my big bike ride announcement.
And I know that the court will be happy to hear this, too.
This is the bathroom at my work.
Oh, I bet that's a sea monst...
to see who could drink the most beer and still drive.
a Bufferin baby aspirin every day.