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- In fact, this is the opposite of working. - Clearly.
- Yeah. - Oh, really?
- Who? - Oh, just this woman I've been seeing.
And make it bouncy.
I've got plenty of opportunities.
- Can you totally see through her shirt? - Like an x-ray.
Jeremiah was a bullfrog
You believe that whoever did something last night did what they did or didn't do?
Oh, who cares? They still love me.
You know how most kids get their allowance from mowing the lawn...
- But I'll be fine. You can go again. - Okay.
- One guy. One time! - Oh, really?
I can't believe you are making a big deal about this. It was one kiss!
You know when "that's fine" sounds true? When someone yells it and spits.
- My God. - You kissed him?
Could it be a faded rose From days gone by?
Thank you so much for making me do this. That is the best gift ever.
You gotta help me out, okay? Look, I have a magic marker.
Why?
Wow, I must be growing up.
No, I totally disagree. I think it's fine for a guy to do something like that.
...for over a month now. And you don't even have the courtesy to tell me.
- I've been looking for you everywhere. - Hello. Well, here I am.