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...and she said, "No, no. It's too cold. Nobody will go out there." And I said:
I think I did something really stupid.
I actually came in here hoping to have a mature conversation about us.
Uh... So, um...
Exactly how contagious is this thing you have?
And you know...
It's the most eligible man in New York. How's the moving on going?
So don't tell me kissing this guy from work is a one-time thing.
- I don't know. - Oh, God, you know what? I don't...
Swoop. Swoop.
- I'm sorry, we're just leaving. - Okay.
Hello. Hi, my name's Chandler. This is my friend Ross right here.
- How do you know about that? - Because he called here looking for you.
- Thanks. Wanna see what it looks like? - Yeah.
How long have you known her, like an hour?
Would you rather drown or be burned alive?
Wow! She does that a lot.
- Well, I've got a book around... - "Delta Dawn."
I've got to stop this.
Are you trying to get everybody divorced?
Do you have any idea where you're moving on to?
I have the baby, and I have Ross. I don't know what to do.
Would you rather drown or be burned alive ?
Oh, yeah.
Have a seat right here, Mr. Bing, and Sonya will be right with you.
- What the hell am I supposed to do?! - I will help you out...
Wow, it seems serious.
What are you doing? You know I can only dish it out.
Because I folded it up and put it in my pants pocket.
...much too literal rendition of "I Touch Myself."