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It was my idea to stand there.
Ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Wow, I must be growing up.
He thought it would be funny.
What are you doing? You know I can only dish it out...
Hey!
- Who's Emma? - I told you about my daughter.
No time for losers
I'm gonna take a little break, and when we come back...
...but you have to promise you won't tell anyone what I'm about to tell you.
Sorry.
- ...while you're at bars meeting guys! - I cannot believe you.
- Well, call me. - Okay.
Tonight, tonight we're gonna Make it happen
Because you could tweeze circles around that sadistic bitch at the salon.
It is so amazing that I met you on the same day that Eric broke up with me...
Right. So that's a firm no?
...to look through my stuff.
- You have got to sing. - No, I told you I can't.
Was a good friend of mine
...but that person was neither female nor wearing pants.
We were all alone and he was being really nice...
Don't be.
I mean, you're obviously desperate.