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Oh, I'm sorry, Gavin.
Hey, I notice you're reading the paper.
ANDREW DOWNES HYPOCRITE
Oh, how about the Pointer Sisters' "I'm So Excited"?
Single white male, divorced three times, two illegitimate children.
I'm having new headshots taken tomorrow.
Like college, remember? First, you break the ice with some kind of a joke...
Public bathrooms freak me out. I can't even pee, let alone do anything else.
All right, you know what? Enough. Enough talking. I have to get moving.
One of the best, ma'am. One of the best.
I'll take care of it.
You already hit on me an hour ago.
Last time, this adorable old man got up there, forgot all the words, flipped out...
Hi. I couldn't help but notice, but that's an unusual necklace.
What is wrong with us? When people hear about our situation, they ask:
I used to be a rodeo clown.
Listen, that was a pretty girlie hour we just spent.
But what's great is, you don't mind talking about it.
I thought there was nothing going on between you.
Oh, he's dusting me with a fossil brush.
You feel that too? Oh!
Chandler Bing.
That's not the point, okay? The point is...
For my next song, I think I'll sing something a little more upbeat, all right?
Nope. Nope. It's not working on me
I lied and I'm not sick either! Just stay behind the curtain!
...but he is the father of my child. And, you know...