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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Yo, um I must have accidentally fallen on a vaginoplaty
Oh, not Patty and Selma!
area merchants will host a black-tie gala Saturday night.
- [Rings] - Hello. World's worst babysitter speaking.
And to kick it all off in style...
Help me.
- [Crowd Gasping] - [Man] I don't believe it!
Man, if I was making that kind of money, I'd be out of here so fast!
- Stores throw the best parties. - You like parties, huh?
(DIAL TONE HUMMING) (MOANS)
I dress myself.
I said, "Go to bed."
Bart, I know you're not wild about having me for a babysitter...
[Gasps, Loud Groaning]
[Gasps] Oh, cool!
Here's your giant sub, swimming in vinegar, just the way you like it.
[Coos, Sighs]
Are you available to babysit tonight?
- Well, anything you say, Sis. - [Growls]
And don't skimp on the vinegar.
[Tires Screech]
2 x 2 x 2 x 7 x 23 = 1288
And you'll never babysit again!
- No, thanks. - [Groans]
[Scoffs] This is a dive.