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Told two friends
We sold out!
And what is it you want to patent, Herr Smith?
-Uh, where does it say that? -In my noodle.
Am I supposed to conduct with my penis?
- You were all great. - Weren't they?
They’re not Siamese Children
You're Tom Tucker. I bet you can do this.
Herman Melville was a customs agent.
- Hey, look at this. - What?
What's the big deal? You wanted to sell out, and we did.
Okay, places. And action!
- What about "daisy"? - "Chrysanthemum"!
You! You are the worst thing to happen to musical theater
I'm sorry, but we open this show in three hours...
Hey, Dad, why don't you invent the Frisbee?
I never would've discovered I could be creative...
Let's start with the scene where Lady Thiang begs Anna to comfort the king.
We made the deal. We're richer and more powerful than ever!
First I took an art class.
- "A rose by any other name." That works. - I like that a lot.
For that matter, who the hell are you, and why should I give a damn?
Man, what a night. I got to see my ideas come to life.
- Where does it say that? - In my noodle.
"to the Land of the Lost"
-Oh, were you playing Lady Thiang? -Mm-hmm. I was supposed to be Anna.
Do you want to be the director? Fine! I quit!
Next… Rango
On Springer yesterday, they had "I won't share my husband"...
I… I was thinking we could dress her in a pair of sequined capri pants.
Face it, you're just jealous because people like my ideas better than yours.
"at all"
Kimble was a hands-on director who often appeared in his own shows...
Albert Einstein worked for the patent office.
Am I… Am I supposed to conduct with my penis?
I am through selling out.
They did now!
They didn't have capri pants in the 1860s.