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Peter, a lot of creative people had mindless jobs.
Oh, I get it.
Brian, you'll have to audition just like everyone else.
-Were you playing Lady Thiang? -Mm-hmm. I was supposed to be Anna.
Get that camera out of my face!
Am I supposed to sculpt the penis?
I'll take this.
how would you like to sing itsy bitsy spider?
Loretta's a nobody. Diane Simmons is a star.
Peter, you've never done a creative thing in your life!
Am I...am I supposed to conduct with my penis?
"Though they tried to defeat me
You win this round, Lois.
And what is it you want to patent, Herr Smith?
And what is it you want to patent, Tell Smith?
Come on, Lois. Those— Those hoop skirts make Diane look a little hippie, you know?
I call it "Smith's Theory of Relativity".
Lois, if this is your idea of a joke, you must write for Leno.
Is that hair gel?
Cut! All wrong! No good!
Remember, Diane, you're playing Anna, a steel-town girl on a Saturday night...
Hey, everybody, here's our star!
- I don't know. - I thought you wanted to do a good show?
My penis belongs on stage
And just like this. And watch my feet. And one, two, three.
Really?
And I want to do the show they wrote! We're not making any more changes!
And Lois has her theater group.
I’m the king of the…
Except that guy with the lazy eye. He sees a loser and the snack machine.
...but I'll do whatever it takes to make sure you get your chance next year.
And they going to the Dragon
The King of Siam? Why, that's the lead!
A bitch.
It works! Look how tiny they are!
Then, I tried music.