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Am I supposed to conduct with my penis?
oh so y'all like vaginaes? then you will die lol
Michelangelo worked in a marble quarry.
Yes. And for my first production, I've chosen The King and I.
It's a living, breathing creature with wants and needs...
Excuse me? You. Get out of here!
Man! Chorus! Shoot, what a gyp!
And you! I just plain don't like you!
Part of being creative is figuring out what you're good at.
Hey, shut up!
Ursa can be Tamed by Music.
"Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this sun of York.
-Wow! Diane Simmons! -You don't look anything like the ad.
I've seen enough. Inappropriate.
- "Iris," "rose"? What about "rose"? - Did you say "rose"?
A producer? Gee, I don't know.
Peter
Before I post the cast list...
...in the Quahog Players production of The King and I.
Damn it!
...when this asinine spectacle of his is ridiculed by everyone in town...
...so I could cast you all.
Then I tried sculpting.
This is Rodgers and Hammerstein, not trash TV!
"'He's the world's greatest ninja, there's no doubt
Now we gotta think of some funny stuff for him to say.
Albert Einstein worked for the patent office.
I'm the king of the...
Peter, ¿has visto mi silla de ruedas?
Wow, I'm being interviewed by Diane Simmons!
Well, Lois, you told me to produce, and I did.
...but unfortunately it died shortly after.
Well, they did an all-you-people version of Hello, Dolly that was very successful.
Cheyenne, 2015 AD.
Good producers put their ideas to work outside the theater.
Let's start with the scene where Lady Thiang begs Anna to comfort the king.
"Lady Thiang, if he needs me, truly needs me, I will go to him."