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Hi! You here for the special? Here you go.
Sir! Sir, you have an urgent call on line four
It's all we got, sir. Let me try.
since the shutdown in March.
Alright, children, welcome back to class.
Steve Returning From his Trip
Swallow! In chew and swallow!
This Bike Is Having The Grand Opening!
and maybe enjoy some of the Pandemic Special.
If we can't get people on the rides,
Eric, you're going to be able
Oh, my God! Look at her! Ha ha!
to jump from it to humans.
Oh, for Pete's sake, here we go again.
one question is on everyone's mind...
No. You know what? You guys are horrible!
It's okay.
♪ Social distancing ♪
The new outbreak in South Park is spreading rapidly,
What?
Oh. Hey, excuse me. We have an appointment.
♪ Social distancing, I'm free ♪
with Craig Tucker, whose father
escaped from the facility yesterday,
Mr. President, Dr. Fauci is on line two,
So... So what happens now?
from these super spreaders!
♪ You got to keep your social distance ♪
No bat involved. No bat involved!
And a only maximum party of four can visit at one time.
No! No, no, no! Don't call the doctor!
I'm having you killed, then secretly we'll send your DNA
the animal which started the coronavirus.
It's gonna fucking work! Just fucking shut up!
even fucking does anything!
Oh, fuck you!
This tour is for scientists that specialize in pandemics.
M'kay. Mrs. Marsh.
How can a virus jump species like that?
Whoa!
I went there to sell our weed, and I ended up hanging out
Oh, come on. Think about it.
Yeah, that's good social distancing. Real good.
Do you even know anyone personally who's dying of COVID?
well, you come along and try to fight it!
I just gotta take all the Pandemic Special
Who would like to lead the class with some math?
You guys we were right.
Hey, Kyle! Look it that! Sun’s barely up your Gerald’s on the big handle! KYLE: huh, in self in poor in guy! Huh? Anyone flying in once!
You don't have to be on Zoom.
You said it... a drug is a drug, and I'm not who I used to be.
There's some kids who really can't take it anymore.
Ohhhhhhh.
W-We have no idea what caused this.
♪ About how much I love you and I need you ♪
You really wanna go back to that slavery?!
♪ This is what I call existancing ♪
You could use some tegridy, China!
This is gonna be great.
now has to quarantine for two weeks.
Thank God.