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It's time for me to own up to everything.
Here you go. Just sign right there.
You're just gonna haveto trust me, okay?
These are people who have recently lost their jobs
Why did you send that to me?
I don't need to go to Build-A-Bear! Fellas?
Then why hasn't he even called?!
♪ Social distancing ♪
I'm talking about normal like three days ago
Okay. Thank you very much!
then sell the fucking thing!
That's enough!
I see Jimmy and Clyde are on now.
No! Never!
I don't even know how to talk to them.
Teachers are reporting there's no cause for alarm
Why would I do that?
and I'll be out of my room having to hang out with you!
For Christ's sake... The entire town is in chaos!
I have something that might change all of this.
That doesn't make any sense!
This is what you've all been looking for, right?
We can vaccinate them without them even knowing!
Drive me back to the farm, Sharon.
- So?! - "So?" What the fuck?
I know this has all been really hard on you, Stanley.
totally beyond our control, we have lost most of our funding.
how did a transmitted disease get from a bat to a human?
Huh. That's weird.
And then a few hours ago, this thing appeared on his face.
There's no real proof that a mask
Yes, they're open, but we are not the Johnsons,
your fucking marijuana!
Just thank God for your Pandemic Special.
It was COVID-related.
Maybe you didn't hear me, Kyle.
Spoken like a true redneck!
Everyone's talking about the special, Sharon.
Which one you want? You want the panda?
Yeah, it's real. Come on!
You got some shit on your face.
Any drugs or alcohol?
Without any employees?
What thing?
Okay. Okay.
Here we are, Butters! Look... you made it!
_
but we believe now that something somehow...
You opened the school and gave us barely enough resources
and this is our homeroom teacher's assistant,
Is your dad home, Kyle? We need to talk to a lawyer.
Stanley!
Yeah, we care way more about what's right than you do, bitch!
Sweetie, it's all going to be over soon.
Tegridy Farms' weed has seen a 400% increase in sales
Officer Johnston.
Okay, uh, um...
for a child to understand,
I fucking hate kids. I can't be a teacher.
We are a community.
with Disney and Mickey Mouse. You remember all that?
For what?
Oh, God.
these shutdowns anymore,
God dammit!
Shit, shit, get back! Back, back, back, back!
and I know we will all thrive as elementary schoolteachers.